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Mom: "I have a funny story for you to put in your book."

She tells me the funny story.

Me: "Ha!"

Mom: "So are you going to put it in your book?"

Me: "Well . . . no. I don't really have any where to put it."

Mom: "What do you mean? Just find a scene where you have some room, and stick it in there."

Me: "Stick it in? But it has nothing to do with my story."

Mom: "That doesn't matter. It's funny!"

Me: "Yes . . . but . . ."

Posted 25 August 2004 at 11:20 AM