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Her: (sweating from the effort) There! I think I finally got all of the scales -- those dry patches on your feet are what we call scales -- off.

Me: Oh no. I feel like the ugly foot woman.

Her: Well . . . look at it this way, you're not the ugly foot woman anymore.

Posted 17 September 2004 at 11:17 AM