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Grace and Poise

Do you think J.K. Rowling ever runs around screaming, "oh shit, oh shit," because wax from the scented candle she lit to create a pleasant ambiance for writing ended up spilling all over her laptop?

I thought not.

Link | 19 September 2004 at 11:16 AM | | Comments (0)

Conversation with the pedicurist

Her: (sweating from the effort) There! I think I finally got all of the scales -- those dry patches on your feet are what we call scales -- off.

Me: Oh no. I feel like the ugly foot woman.

Her: Well . . . look at it this way, you're not the ugly foot woman anymore.

Link | 17 September 2004 at 11:17 AM | | Comments (0)