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Mom: What did you think of the Florida game?

Me: What? What are you talking about?

Mom: The big Florida/Georgia football game.

Me: You've known me for 32 years. What do you think I think?

Mom: What?

Me: When have I ever shown the least bit of interest in football? It's a stupid, uninteresting game. I couldn't care less who won.

Mom: So were you upset that Florida lost?

Me: Deeply.

Mom: Really?

Me: No. Not really.

Posted 31 October 2004 at 08:05 PM