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Now that all of the election hullabaloo is over, it's time to turn our attention to more stressful events:

Thanksgiving

Christmas

Hanukah

Endless family get togethers

Weight gain

And -- worst of all -- the shopping. Because it's not fun shopping. It's race around at the last minute, spending too much money on gifts you know the recipient probably won't even like that much shopping.

But I'm here to make it all easy on you.

Just buy this. Buy ten of 'em. Because really, they make the perfect gift for just about anyone. Can't think of what to get your sister? Your best friend? Your boss? Your father-in-law? Your manicurist (sure, Glamour may suggest you give her a bigger tip than usual, but what do you think she'd really rather get -- money or my book?)?

And just think, you don't even have to leave home to do your shopping! Plus, buy three copies (at least!), and Amazon will give you free shipping.

Can you spell D-E-A-L?*

*How lame is this? Tell me the truth, I can take it.

Posted 03 November 2004 at 04:48 PM