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Random Thoughts On The Amazing Race Premiere

First of all, who the hell did the casting for this season? Because based on all of the cheesy, bikini clad, silicone-injected contestants, I think they might have mixed up AR with Fear Factor. AR is supposed to have normal contestants, and not just eleven teams of models/actors/professional wrestlers.

And speaking of silicone, the best line of the night goes to Lori the Wrestler: "It's so cold, I think my implants froze."

It's too early to pick a favorite, although maybe not too soon to pick a few villians. In fact, two contestants seem to be vying for the title of Most Annoying Contestant Ever, namely:


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Jonathan, who I think might actually be insane,

and


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Lori, who I think might actually be a man in drag.

Only time will tell if either one will sink to the level of Colin or Flo.

And finally, I was blown away that the Brooklyn guys were eliminated. Sure, it was pretty lazy of them to toddle around in the motor boat instead of picking their way up the cliff, but even so, the older couple ("Don't run, we'll twist our ankles!"), the ditzy roommates ("Like, Omigod, the glacier is, like, totally icy!"), and the Hell Boy couple (did they not see the episode two seasons ago where the morons put regular fuel into a diesel-only car, or are they really that dumb?) all beat them. Did the Brooklyn guys stop off for some burgers and a nap on the way to the pit stop?

Posted 17 November 2004 at 03:30 PM



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