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I started to blog about how much the show Queer Eye for the Straight Guy bugs me. It's a show where they basically take my fantasy -- whisking me off for a day of beauty treatments and clothes shopping, while guys with fabulous taste redecorate my house and do all of my grocery shopping -- and give it to single guys who will never truly appreciate it. The single guys just shrug and look clueless when shown their to-die-for new pads, and then get grumpy when Carson forces them to model their new clothes.

Whereas I would be far more grateful. In fact, I'm pretty sure that if I were on the show, as soon as I was shown my newly redecorated house, I'd fall on the floor and weep with happiness, and then promise the Fab Five I would name my second born Thom Jai Carson Ted Kyan Gaskell. Boy or Girl.

But then I Googled "Queer Eye," and discovered that Bravo is about to launch a new show: Queer Eye for the Straight Girl. So there's hope for me after all. Now my only question is, how do I get on the show???? Pick me, pick me, pick me!

Posted 01 January 2005 at 07:27 PM