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I love how pretentious Ralph Lauren is when naming its paints.

We ended up choosing Portrait White for our living room, but only after trying (and rejecting):

Riviera Terrace
Sail White
Egret
Edwardian Linen
Tennis Court White
Storm Lightning
Candelabra White
Polo Mallet White

What's next? Old Money Green . . . Mercedes Silver . . . Hermes Brown . . . Trust Fund Aubergine?

Posted 07 February 2005 at 01:23 PM