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Kate has a crush . . . on my new shag area rug.

It must be true love, because she peed on it yesterday.

The carpet is made from the wool of Greek sheep (no, I'm not kidding . . . you should smell it when it gets wet), so I'm thinking that maybe it's about time I have a sit-down with Kate and go over the birds and the bees (the dogs and the sheep?) with her.

Thank God she's been spayed so I don't have to have the birth control talk with her . . . that would just be embarrassing.

Posted 22 February 2005 at 04:21 PM