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Note to politicians:

Forget about all of that Social Security, Homeland Security, blah, blah, blah, crap. If you want my vote in the future, all I want are the following two promises:

(1) Daylight Savings Time will be repealed. Seriously. The time change is kicking my ass.

(2) Punitive traffic control. I'd like to use our advanced weapons systems to automatically annihilate anyone who camps out in the passing lane and drives at ten miles below the speed limit. It's a simple wish, really, and I have faith that the technology is out there. Just get a couple of those guys over from Microsoft on it . . . they can do anything.

Posted 06 April 2005 at 10:29 PM