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I know, I know, I've been MIA. But I do have a good excuse . . . I've been writing my heart out, trying to finish up the first draft of my fourth chick lit book. Between that and chasing after the boy, it doesn't leave a whole lot of spare blogging time. But have no fear . . . once the draft is done and I'm stuck in rewrite purgatory, I'll be around more often.

But as long as I'm here, there's something I want to address: using animals as restaurant decor. Specifically, BBQ places with manically happy cartoon pigs cavorting across the menu, or steak houses with enormous cow statues poised at the front door. Why do they do this? The last thing I want to think about whilst tucking into a baby back rib platter is Wilbur.

Discuss amongst yourselves. I'll be back in another chapter and a half.

Posted 23 May 2005 at 01:10 PM