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Paris Hilton announces retirement. In, like, two years.

"I don't enjoy going out anymore," she says in the June 20 issue of the magazine, on newsstands Monday. "It's such a pain. It's everyone saying, 'Let's do a deal! Can I have a picture?' I'm just, like, 'These people are such losers. I can't believe I used to love doing this.' "

Ah, Paris, I know, it's just so hard to be young, filthy rich and famous. How do you make it through your long, dreary pedicure-and-Prada filled days?

She's always reminded me of one of those hairless Abyssinian cats.

Posted 13 June 2005 at 04:40 PM