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I just got carded at the liquor store.

Me: Who, me? Really? Thank you! You just made my day.

Clerk: Um, I still need to see your ID.

Me: How old do you think I look?

Clerk: We card everyone under 40.

Me: Oh. Well. That's somewhat less flattering.

Posted 24 July 2005 at 03:00 PM