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My mother and I took Sam to the beach today. En route, we saw this mailbox:

"Is it just me, or does it look like the smaller manatee is performing fellatio on the larger manatee?" I asked.

"Ack! Do you think that's what it's supposed to be?" my mom asked.

"No. It's probably supposed to be a mother and baby. But it just looks a little . . . off."

"Maybe it's just the angle we're approaching it from," she said.

"Is it fellating or fellatiating?" I pondered.

"I don't know. Look it up in the dictionary," replies my mother, the English teacher.

So I did: it's fellate, or fellating. As I learned from Schoolhouse Rock, knowledge is power.

Posted 29 July 2005 at 04:36 PM