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OK, I don't know anything sports -- basketball or otherwise -- but if you ask me, the Harlem Globe Trotters circa 1978 could kick some serious NBA ass.

What chance would Michael Jordan or any other quote-serious-unquote professional player have against a guy who can run the full court while twirling a ball over his head, dribble the ball between your legs making you look like an idiot, and then nail a basket from the half-court line?

Zero chance.

Posted 24 July 2005 at 10:45 AM