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Top Five Things I Hate About Airplane Travel:

(1) Lying awake the night before, wondering if the fact that I'm nervous is a sign that the plane is going to crash;

(2) Having to hold a frustrated, squirming toddler in my arms for three hours while everyone glares at me;

(3) The odor of farts being recycled through the cabin;

(4) That my pens always burst;

(5) That there are no changing tables in the plane bathroom, and yet the flight attendants yell at you if you change your kid on your lap. Even if it's just a completely inoffensive tinkle diaper.

Top Five Things I Like About Airplane Travel:

(1) Nothing;

(2) Nothing;

(3) Nothing;

(4) Nothing;

(5) Those little bottles of wine.

Posted 13 July 2005 at 09:08 AM