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Speaking of the beach, I have a theory that if there's always at least one person swimming farther out from shore than you are, you're safe from shark attacks. This isn't based on any scientific data, just my belief that sharks are probably, like the rest of us, inherently lazy and won't swim farther than they have to for dinner.

Posted 17 August 2005 at 05:55 PM