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I've been to playgroup before, I know what goes on there -- the sticky toddlers, the finger paints, etc.

So why exactly did I decide to wear white pants this morning? Was it denial? Short-term amnesia?

And, more importantly, are washable Crayola markers truly washable, or is that a load of crap? You know, like the whole "M&M’s melt in your mouth, not in your hands" campaign, which, as everyone with sweaty palms knows, was just a big fat lie.

Posted 14 October 2005 at 11:11 AM