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My New Weight-Loss Program

Food poisoning. Yes, that's right: food poisoning.

Just pick up a little salmonella poisoning, and throw up for twelve hours straight. Spend another twelve hours lying prone in bed, unable to move, let alone eat.

Very effective strategy . . . although not for the faint-hearted.

Posted 22 January 2006 at 09:10 AM