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Dr. Phil claims that I can potty train Sam in one day. But for this miraculous feat to occur, I have to first get Sam a baby doll that wets itself.

The world is full of wetting baby dolls . . . but most of them are girl dolls (with the exception of Potty Scotty, who costs $50 . . . which is about $45 more than I want to invest in this probably doomed enterprise).

A friend recommended taping a plastic syringe onto a baby girl doll, to simulate a penis, which I thought was a brilliant idea. And another friend just happened to have a spare penis-shaped straw topper left over from a bachlorette party. So with a little tape, I nip/tucked Betsy Wetsy into Bobby Wetsy.

George thinks that the doll is so scary looking, it's going to have the opposite of its intended effect, and that Sam will never go near the potty again.

Posted 24 April 2006 at 04:09 PM