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George came out today wearing what I can only describe as the world's ugliest tie. Imagine the sort of wallpaper that a little old lady -- the fussy sort who has lots of cats and doilies everywhere -- would hang in her powder room. That's what this tie looks like.

He claims he "found" it while he was cleaning out the garage yesterday. I don't even know what that means. I begged him to take it off -- I don't want his co-workers judging me, and thinking I condone such awfulness -- but he refused.

I’d post a picture of it, but I don’t want my readers to start shrieking and covering their eyes with horror. So just take my word for it: it’s one fugly tie. And tomorrow it will be available for sale at our local Goodwill . . . 'cause I'm all about supporting the charities.

Posted 15 May 2006 at 01:35 PM