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Heard Around The House, Part 29

Scene: Leaving a restaurant

Me: I can’t believe you just said that to her.

George: What?

Me: You never, ever tell a mom that her baby looks like an old man.

George: All babies look like old men. Like fat, bald old men.

Me: But you don’t say that. You never say that. You just say that their baby is beautiful and leave it at that.

George: Hey, I’m just speaking the truth.

Me: You’re not fit to take out in public.

Posted 25 September 2006 at 12:30 PM