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Heard Around The House, Part 39

George: What are you doing?

Me: I’m shopping for shoes online. I’m stressed out.

George: Are you shopping for shoes because you’re stressed out . . . or is the shopping for shoes causing you to become stressed out?

Me: Sometimes it’s like you don’t know me at all.

George:

Me: Of course shopping isn’t stressing me out. Shopping for shoes alleviates stress. Obviously.

George: Oh. You don’t really need more shoes . . . do you?

Me: Seriously, how long have we been married? When are you going to learn to stop asking questions like that? Now go away. I need to concentrate on Zappos.

Posted 14 December 2007 at 08:53 AM