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I just returned from a New Year’s trip to Memphis, Tennessee. Here’s a brief synopsis of what I learned during my travels:

1. The Official Graceland Tour does not mention any of the following:

1. a. underage girls
   
2. b. drug abuse
   
3. c. shooting out television sets
   
4. d. the Madonna-Whore Complex
   
5. e. Scientology

2. I’m oddly fond of processed meat products. Particularly when first dipped in barbecue sauce.

3. Sam has a very specific type of motion sickness: he only begins to projectile vomit when the car slows down. So highway driving isn't a problem; however, stopping is. And, on a related note, you can check vomit-covered clothing through airport security without being charged with domestic terrorism. Which is good to know.

4. Both my sister and my husband are freakishly good Guitar Hero III players.

5. Northwest Airlines sucks. I know what you're going to say -- all airlines suck -- but trust me, Northwest really sucks. You seriously want me to fork over $15 to change my seat online? And pay $2 for a bag of pretzels? Really? How about this: No and Hell No. And next time I’ll fly the airline that gives me the free freaking peanuts, you cheap bastards.

Posted 02 January 2008 at 08:37 AM