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Heard Around The House, Part 43

ME: I was watching The Real Housewives of New York City on Bravo today, and I came to a realization: you are incredibly lucky to have married me.

GEORGE: Let me get this straight . . . watching this show made you feel better about yourself?

ME: Absolutely. There are some really awful women out there. So lucky you, you got me! . . . Okay,why exactly are you laughing? This is not the time to laugh. This is the time to go out and buy me something sparkly.

Posted 07 April 2008 at 08:08 PM