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Sam loves the movie 101 Dalmatians (in its original, animated form).

After a recent viewing, he said wistfully, “I wish Lulu and Zoe could talk, too.”

This is a truly horrific idea. I can just imagine what life would be like if my two needy, greedy little pugs could follow me around and put voice to their feelings:

I’m hungry. I want my breakfast. I want bacon. I want liver treats. I want a second breakfast. She got more to eat than I did. It’s not fair. BACON! I have to tinkle. Take me out. I have to tinkle RIGHT NOW. Pet me. Rub my head. Don’t pet HER. Pet ME. BACON! Hold me. Love me. I want a softer bed. Her bed is softer than mine. It’s not fair. Rub my head. I’m HUNGRY. I WANT BACON!

It makes my head hurt just to think about it.

Posted 22 May 2008 at 08:21 AM