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Mars and Venus

Sam attempted to impress a new acquaintance at the playground – a little girl of the pink-frocked, pig-tailed variety – with his newest Transformer.

"This is Optimus Prime," Sam informed her. "And when you do this –." He paused to contort the movable pieces of plastic. "He turns into a truck!"

Sam beamed, holding up the Optimus truck for the little girl’s admiration. She stuck her nose in the air and stalked off toward the jungle gym, leaving a confused Sam in her wake.

"Yeah, that trick never works on girls," George observed sympathetically.

Posted 22 December 2008 at 02:53 AM