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Random New Year’s Eve Conversation
A woman I've only just met looks around the room and sighs.
Me: What's wrong?
Her: I think I'm the only woman at this party who doesn't have breast implants. In fact, I think I'm the only woman in this town who doesn't have implants.
Me: I don't have breast implants.
Her: stares hard at my chest
Me: I'm wearing a Wonder Bra!
Her: You are? Oh, well, that's okay then. Have you ever wondered what aliens would think if they came to earth and saw all of these weird humans walking around with breast implants? They'd be, like, what is up with that? Don't you think? Haven't you ever wondered about that?
Me: Um . . . no.
Her: Well, I have. Peers into her empty wine glass. I need another drink.
Posted 02 January 2009 at 01:56 PM