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SAM: What did you do to your hair, Mom? Why isn't it curly?

ME: I straightened it.

SAM: Why?

ME: I thought it would look nice. Why, you don't like it?

SAM: No, I don't. It looks funny like that.

ME: I guess it's time we have that conversation called: Things you should never, ever say to your future wife.

Posted 04 June 2009 at 02:26 PM